Dear Big Puppy,
I love you but you need to stop using Mama's boots as chew toys. I've tried to be patient with you. I've bought you lots of toys even when Dad said you had too many. I've let the kids know the importance of putting away their wooden toys as you seem to have a penchant for wood.
But now, you done did it.
You ate Larry.
You know Mama doesn't buy expensive shoes/boots. These were my ONLY leather boots...and I even named them. Even the kids know their names and which is which and that they are Mommy's other children. Harold is sad that his partner Larry has been maimed. I waited patiently for an entire season for these bad boys to drop in price...drastically.
Seriously, Puppy, you need cheaper chew toys.
But, thank you for providing a great lesson for the kids that Mommy needs to work on HER procrastination and put HER stuff away.
Still, touch Harold and be prepared for the wrath of Mom.
That sounded tough, didn't it?
Love,
Mom




