Figure It Out Friday...

This photo is so wrong on so many levels...

1) The woman in pink was attempting to snowboard on a toboggan.  Said woman has never snowboarded in her life.  Said woman should not have even attempted this since she tore her darn ACL back in h.s. and...back to the main point, she was attempting to snowboard snowboarding on a toboggan.

2) The woman fell off of the toboggan perilously close to her 6YO daughter...potentially decapitating her.  JUST KIDDING...but still, had I she chucked that toboggan higher, it could've happened.

3) The woman is wearing size 14 snow pants from when she was that old...size 14 kids.  Normally that is something to be celebrated, except these were big pants apparently made back when fitted was not in style but extremely baggy and made for short 14YOs...except that I am she is the height of many 10-12YOs.  Also, please don't judge that my mom said woman's mother has kept the snowsuits from when said woman was more than half her current age.

Note here the female Asian American versions of Mario & Luigi (the identities of the 30-something YO sisters have been protected for the sake of their reputations...except for the cutie 6YO who is doomed by her dominant maternal genes...sorry Sweet Pea):

There are actually more normal shots of our weekend in DC.  You can find them here.